The shirt talks first.
Statement baby tees. We write the setup. You pick the punch line.
How it works: two taps and a word you can defend.
Sizes
Baby tee S–XL. Inclusive sizing is a priority, and we promise we’re working on it.
Fit
Runs snug on purpose. Real measurements on the Size & fit page.
Delivery
Made to order. Ships in 3–5 days.
The tees
Made in LA by workers earning fair wages.
Start here
Four to start with. Tap one and make it yours.
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About
It started as a roast of my own love life.
My first shirt said “certified situationship expert.” I made it to roast myself. Then I asked my friends what theirs would say, and Sparkbite was born: silly shirts you help write.
You already know what you’d say.
Build yoursSize & fit.
Baby tee runs snug on purpose. Between sizes? Size up — it’s built for that too.
The baby tee is a fitted, cropped cut, and right now that means S–XL. A wider size range is part of Future moves (see About). Measurements are the maker’s, taken flat, in inches. It stretches up to 2x and is cut to fit before and after washing.
Baby tee
A note from the founder
I made this out of spite. Mostly.
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Hey, you.
Thank you for being here, and for actually looking through this site. (It took forever, I’m very proud of it!)
Sparkbite was born out of spite. The first shirt I ever made said “certified situationship expert.” as a way of roasting myself for the almost-two-year “relationship” I’d talked myself into.
While I waited for it to arrive, I asked one of my closest friends what her shirt would say. Her answer became one of our first sparks: “not now kitten, daddy needs ___.” That’s when it clicked. A silly shirt you get to help write, without the stress of designing one from scratch. We write the setup. You pick the word that makes it yours.
My friends and I have always been the loudest, most exaggerated, most chalant people in the room. Open to new people and new experiences, but mostly just having fun, anywhere and everywhere. Sparkbite is how I spread that around. It’s a small protest against standardized personalities: a shirt that shows yours, and one you had a hand in making.
Dance viciously. Laugh boisterously. Connect deeply.
That’s what Sparkbite is about.
Thank you again for being here. I can’t wait to see what you make, because you guys are sooo funny.
Calista, founderEvery shirt is a Spark and a Bite.
The Spark is the line we wrote. The Bite is the word you land on. Together they’re one sentence you wear.
You don’t type anything. There are 450+ lines in the bank, and you spin until one of them is obviously yours.
The tees
One cut: a fitted, cropped baby tee in 100% combed cotton that stretches with you. Made in Los Angeles by workers earning fair wages, printed to order, and ships within 3–5 days. One typeface, one color, one line across the chest.
Future moves
What’s next, in roughly this order.
- 01White tees.
Same cut, charcoal print. Soon.
- 02The community vote.
We post a spark, you finish it with your own word, and everyone votes on the favorites. The winner gets printed. We’re building it now.
- 03More sizes.
Fitted, cropped cuts stop at XL right now. A cut that goes further is on the list, and it matters to us.
- 04The tank.
A ribbed tank for the nights a tee is too much. We’re testing prints on it first.
- 05Our own warehouse.
Right now every shirt is printed to order by a production partner. The plan is to bring it home: our own stock, our own packaging, and shirts that reach you faster.
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Your words, your size, your problem now.
Nothing in here yet. Go pick a fight with a blank line.
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Contact
Order problem, sizing question, or a word you think we’re missing: we read everything.
ssparkbite@gmail.comFor an order problem, include your order number and a photo if something’s wrong with the shirt.
Shipping & returns
Made to order
Every shirt is printed after you order it. Orders ship within 3–5 days, and you’ll get tracking by email when yours is on its way.
Where we ship
We ship to most countries. Shipping and taxes are shown at checkout.
Outside the US
International orders can take longer to arrive, and your country may charge import duties or taxes when it does.
Delivery time
Usually at your door in about {{ deliveryDays }} days.
Checkout
Fourthwall, our store partner, is the seller of every product on this site. It runs checkout, payment and shipping, so your receipt and shipping emails come from them.
Returns
Because every shirt is made for you, we can’t take returns or exchanges for fit or a change of mind, unless the law where you live gives you a right to cancel (see below). Check the size guide before you order. It’s the maker’s real measurements.
EU, EEA and UK: your right to cancel
If you’re a consumer in the EU, EEA or UK, you can cancel within 14 days of receiving your order. Fourthwall, the seller, handles it: use the withdrawal option in your order confirmation
Damaged, misprinted, or wrong size
If your shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, or we sent a different size than you ordered, email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo. We’ll send a free replacement, or a refund if we can’t replace it.
What counts as a misprint
Every shirt is printed one at a time, so the line can sit a little differently from shirt to shirt. A print that’s crooked, clearly off-center, on a seam, smeared or faded is a misprint, and we’ll replace it.
Lost packages
If your order hasn’t had a tracking update in 2 weeks, let us know and we’ll replace it.
Changes & cancellations
Need to change something? Email us right away. Once your shirt goes to print, it can’t be changed or cancelled.
Refunds
Approved refunds go back to your original payment method. Timing depends on your bank or card.
Questions: ssparkbite@gmail.com
FAQ
Can I type my own words?
No, and that’s the point. We write the setup, and you pick the word that finishes it from the lines in the bank.
How does it fit?
Snug and cropped, on purpose. It stretches up to 2x and is cut to fit before and after washing. Between sizes? Size up. Measurements are on the Size & fit page.
What sizes do you have?
S to XL in the baby tee. More sizes are one of our Future moves.
How long until I get it?
It’s made to order and ships within 3–5 days. Then it’s up to the carrier.
Can I return it?
Not for fit or a change of mind, since it’s made just for you, unless you’re in the EU, EEA or UK, where you can cancel within 14 days. If it arrives damaged, misprinted, or the wrong size, we’ll make it right. Shipping & returns
Why is my receipt from Fourthwall?
Fourthwall is the seller and runs our checkout and payments. Your shirt is still ours, so email us with anything.
Will the print crack?
It’s a DTF print: it sits on the fabric instead of soaking in, so it moves with the stretch. Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry to keep it sharp.
How do I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out. Hang dry. It shrinks a little in a hot dryer, and it’s already snug.
Where is it made?
The tees are made in Los Angeles by workers earning fair wages, and printed to order by our production partner. Sparkbite is based in Seattle.
Can I suggest a word?
Soon. We’re building a way to send in your own words, and the favorites will get printed. Sign up on the Community page to hear when it opens.
Do you ship outside the US?
Yes, to most countries. Shipping and taxes are shown at checkout, and your country may charge import duties when it arrives. Shipping & returns
White tees?
Soon.
Privacy
Effective date: October 10, 2026
Who we are
Sparkbite is a statement tee brand run by Calista in Seattle, Washington, USA. We’re responsible for the personal information collected on ssparkbite.com. Contact: ssparkbite@gmail.com.
The short version
We collect your email if you sign up, see order details when you buy, and measure how the site is used only if you say OK. We don’t sell your information.
What we collect
| What | When | Why | Legal basis (EU/UK) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Email address | You sign up for updates | To send Sparkbite news (drops, when the community opens) | Your consent |
| Order details (name, shipping address, email, what you bought) | You buy | Fourthwall, the seller, processes your order. We see the order details so we can help with it | Performing the purchase |
| Your messages | You email us | To answer you | Our legitimate interest in replying |
| How you use the site (pages viewed, clicks in Build, device and browser type, approximate location from your IP address) | Only if you choose OK to analytics cookies | To understand what’s working and improve the site | Your consent |
| Your size choice | You pick a size in Build | So Build remembers it next time. Stored only in your browser | Needed for the feature you asked for |
| Your cart | You add a shirt | So your cart is still there when you come back. Stored only in your browser | Needed for the feature you asked for |
We never see your full card number. Fourthwall handles payment.
Who we share it with
Only the services that run the shop. Each one gets only what it needs:
- Fourthwall: the seller of every product on this site, plus checkout, payment, production, shipping and returns. Its own privacy policy applies to your purchase.
- Klaviyo: stores our email list and sends our emails.
- Google Analytics: site measurement, only with your consent. Google’s explanation of how it uses this data: policies.google.com/technologies/partner-sites
- Cloudflare: hosts the website.
We’ll also share information if the law requires it.
We don’t sell your information
We don’t sell or rent your personal information, and we don’t use it for targeted advertising.
Cookies
Analytics cookies are off until you choose OK. You can change your choice any time with Cookie settings in the footer. The full list is on the Cookie settings panel.
Do Not Track and Global Privacy Control
If your browser sends a Global Privacy Control signal, we treat it as “No thanks” to analytics. We don’t otherwise respond to “Do Not Track” signals, because there’s no common standard for them. Without your OK, analytics doesn’t run anyway.
International visitors
We’re based in the US, and our service providers may process data in the US and other countries. Where EU or UK law applies, they rely on recognized safeguards (such as Standard Contractual Clauses) for those transfers.
How long we keep it
- Email: until you unsubscribe.
- Order records: as long as needed for the order, returns, taxes and the law.
- Analytics: up to 14 months.
- Messages: as long as needed to help you.
Your rights
Email ssparkbite@gmail.com to see, correct, export or delete your information, or to object to how we use it. You can withdraw consent any time: unsubscribe from any email, or change Cookie settings. If you’re in the EU or UK, you can also complain to your local data protection authority. We won’t treat you differently for using any of these rights.
Kids
Sparkbite isn’t meant for children under 13 (under 16 in the EU), and we don’t knowingly collect their information.
Changes
If we make a significant change, we’ll update the effective date above and say so on this page. If it affects how we use your email, we’ll also email you.
Terms
Effective date: October 10, 2026
Who’s who
ssparkbite.com is run by Sparkbite (Calista), based in Seattle, Washington, USA. Contact: ssparkbite@gmail.com.
Fourthwall is the seller
Sparkbite designs the shirts. Fourthwall is the seller of every product on this site. When you check out, you’re buying from Fourthwall, and Fourthwall’s Merchandise Terms of Service govern the purchase (payment, shipping, returns, refunds and your consumer rights). If anything on this site conflicts with those terms, Fourthwall’s terms win.
Prices and checkout
Prices are in US dollars. Shipping and any taxes are shown at checkout. Orders shipped outside the US may owe import duties or taxes on arrival. If a price on the site is wrong, we and Fourthwall may cancel the order and refund you.
Made to order
Every shirt is printed after you order it, and it ships within 3–5 days. See Shipping & returns for what to do if something’s wrong.
Your right to cancel (EU, EEA and UK)
If you’re a consumer in the EU, EEA or UK, you may have a legal right to cancel your order within 14 days of receiving it. Fourthwall handles cancellations. Use the withdrawal option in your order confirmation
What you see
The preview on the Build page shows how your line is printed. Each shirt is printed one at a time, so the line can sit a little differently from shirt to shirt. Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
Our designs
The lines, designs, site content, the Sparkbite name and the star are ours. Buying a shirt lets you wear it, gift it and show it off. It doesn’t give you the right to copy the designs or sell them on anything.
Using the site
Don’t misuse the site: no hacking, scraping, overloading it, or using it for anything illegal. Links to other sites (like Fourthwall or Google) are covered by those sites’ own terms.
No guarantees
The site is provided “as is”. We try to keep it accurate and running, but we can’t promise it’ll always be available or error-free.
Liability
To the extent the law allows, Sparkbite isn’t liable for indirect or consequential losses. Claims about a purchase go through Fourthwall as the seller. Nothing here limits rights you have under consumer law where you live.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of Washington State, USA, except where the consumer law of your country says otherwise.
The rest
If part of these terms can’t be enforced, the rest still applies. These terms, together with Fourthwall’s Merchandise Terms of Service for purchases, are the whole agreement between us about the site. We may update them, and the effective date shows the latest version.